September 2012
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
Cosmo sex tip #536
Precisely before you’re about to stick it in, whisper in her ear, “I hope you have pet insurance… Because I’m about to DESTROY YOUR PUSSY.”
(Submitted by: clitoristal )
so funny
“Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche
